
Here's a nice assortment of 1994 games to keep you warm over the next three months. Everybody is a weirdo like me who only looks at these old catalogs in the month they are from right?
No, what actually happens is more like:
Anyway... This catalog is filled with great games and sports a nice-looking winter theme. So it is best-viewed in January but you are welcome here anytime.
Front cover and coupon
The coupon lists several game consoles that are excluded from the deal but no longer in stores. OK, maybe one location had the last Neo Geo in stock. It does not list the 3DO which was actually in stock. That extra $5 didn't move a lot of 3DOs. Also it misspells TurboGrafx-16, which was probably gone at most locations by then.
Page 6 - Toejam and Earl, Shining in the Darkness, Sonic 3, Chakan, Cool Spot, Little Mermaid
I have one of those Sonic sweatshirts in my closet. I didn't pre-order the game. I just took one of the many that was shipped to our store. That's how it worked. We'd get a couple giant garbage bags filled with pre-order giveaway items and took many of them home. Pre-orders were still not very common outside of the Mortal Kombat games. Maybe I will wear it one day, maybe I will retire by selling it.
Page 9 - Street Fighter II, Robocop vs. Terminator, Hook, some controllers
I originally did not write comments for these scans. Then one day, not in January despite my previous comments, I looked at the description for the SG-6 pad and could remain silent no longer. No, it's not that the picture has a 3-button controller. It's the part about "Turbo control for all buttons provides super fire power at up to 94 shots per second!" I know just a little bit about how to read input from Sega Genesis controllers, and can say this is a wild claim. Sega Genesis games typically read controller input during vblank events which occur 60 times a second, this is a hard number. You can not have multiple presses of the same button within the same vblank. It's possible to read the controllers during hblank, getting to 94 is easy then. However, the screen is still only drawn 60 times a second. Maybe they are talking about 94 combined presses of the buttons? Since 94 is not divisible by 3 I'm skeptical of that claim too. The Fighter Stick SG-6 (actually pictured with 6 buttons) makes a more plausible claim of 32 presses per second. Although that is also a weird number to pick.
Page 11 - Vega Stakes, Star Fox, Super Mario Kart, Stanley Cup, Mario All-Stars, Battle Clash
It was not long before Star Fox went down to $29.99, it was part of some deal where you had to buy other games though. I don't think Super Mario All-Stars was actually $54.99 at most stores either. Maybe they kept the price high to make the previous bundle look like an even better deal?
Page 15 - Super Nintendo controllers and Mario Paint
Note to whoever links to this page to talk about old game prices: a first-party Super Nintendo controller is only $17.99. It is a significantly better controller than the $26.99 CyberPad. The CyberPad's claim of "27 shots per second" is at least plausible.
Page 16 - Game Gears, World Series Baseball, Streets of Rage 2, Jurassic Park, Evander Holyfield's Boxing
Even though much higher than the Game Boy, the Game Gear system prices aren't that absurd for the time. I've played the Sonic 2 and Streets of Rage 2 ports and they're pretty good. Sure, again, it's all a bit more than the Game Boy but it had many good quality games.
Page 18 - Game Boy hardware, Tetris 2, Super Mario Land, Super Mario Land 2, Racing Set
The Game Boy was a solid value for the time. For $100 you could get the hardware, with Tetris, a bunch of accessories, and a second game. I feel like today it's $500 for a basic system that includes a power cord if you are lucky.
Page 20 - NES top loader, Kirby, Punch-Out, Super Mario Bros. 3, Dr. Mario, Tetris 2
Is $49.99 for Super Mario Bros. 3 in 1994 a good or bad deal? That is a serious question. It is the best Mario game made up to that point. On the other hand, Super Mario All-Stars was just a few dollars more. Pre-owned games weren't a thing yet, or they weren't at Electronics Boutique, so there weren't cheaper used copies there. $49.99 to replace your likely broken original NES is a spectacular deal for sure though.
Page 23 - Body Blows, T2, Isle of the Dead, Unnatural Selection, Spectre VR, Hired Guns, Innocent Until Caught, IndyCar Racing
Isle of the Dead sounds like a good starting premise. I'll checkout a video right now... uh, I don't know. It's a 3D environment with 2D textures, annoying music, point-and-click puzzles, and... wait, what is going on in this game? I would advise avoiding it.
Page 24 - Axis: The Gamecheater, Companions of Xanth, Unnecessary Roughness, Oxyd Magnum, Simon the Sorcerer, Sam and Max
I had to lookup if "Dongleware" was as real company... and it was. Neat. They developed games for about 7 years then decided to pivot to web design. They look pretty non-existent now.
Page 25 - Edutainment
Kaboom! includes dozens of songs by musicians you've heard of? Really? OK, well it's on archive.org so let's see what that's about... OK, it's a bin/cue so bchunk it to .iso... OK, that is a file system I can't mount but a couple minutes in a hex editor will fix that... OK, it's mounted. I hope y'all appreciate all the work that went into writing this comment that almost no one will read. OK, it indeed features 27 MIDI versions of songs. This is where the wording is important: "Includes dozens of songs made famous by Elton John, Gloria Estefan, Phil Collins, and more!" - so for example, this includes "A Groovy Kind of Love" which was covered by Phil Collins but written by someone much more likely to sign-off on using it. I'm not going through all 27 songs but am already certain that is the case for the others. It's not false advertising, just creative wording.
Page 28 - Screen savers, recipes, calendar, myHouse
These old recipe programs have to be a 1000x better experience than visiting any recipe web site. I don't care if they take some zany virtualization setup to run. It's still better than watching your browser struggle to load the approximately 2.4 million ads on the average recipe site.
Tags: Electronics Boutique NES Sega Genesis Super Nintendo PC Games